O Hildegarde.

Hildegarde Von Deuters is a very interesting individual. A true warrior in the Army of Binky... A strong and accomplished fighter; yet strangely obsessed by the "likkle cuuute puppieees!!". I assume this stems from an inability to have children, or possibly some sort of mental defect. Nonetheless, we must forget about such small trifling details, and look at the person as a whole. I like Hildegarde indeed, and when the day comes for Binky to wreak Havoc Upon The Fallen And Weak With His Sharp Teeth And Not Miss A Single Unrepentant Sinning Wastrel, No Not Even You, Who Have Hidden Yourselves; yes, when that day comes, I will speak for Hildegarde, and ensure that no harm comes to such an esteemed warrior.

Zombies smell a great deal worse than one would ever expect. It is sometimes difficult to strike at them in close combat as each blow releases noxious gases and odours of decay. Not to mention that apparently bathing is not high on their list of priorities. I have taken to carrying a spraycan of Air freshener into combat with me. It makes life easier, and far less nauseating, although it complicates combat somewhat.

proverb of the day: "let the mothers be the mothers, and the fathers be the fathers, and the dentists be neither, for so shall the doom come"-- Book of Charlie, 34:890