I have been Remiss..

... But then, I have been a zombie.

I haven't posted in a while... Having been bitten, I became, for a short while, one of the shambling diseased masses. I can only Give Thanks To Binky that this malign curse is reversible... Yet I curse the so-called scientists, with their test-tubes and pipettes, for the genetic tomfoolery that undoubtedly led to this plague.

perhaps the plague that marks the end times? Perhaps we shall feel His Furry Paws upon us soon.

no matter. I will continue to do my duty.

I must say though, that it took me a considerable amount of time to recover from this last... Bad patch. I am haunted by memories of...graaghrr...Ahem. I have formed a small support group within the confines og the police force. i think of it as zombies anonymous. It helps to have a sympathetic ear, when the feelings of irrational rage and the urge to...nnngguuuuuugh.... Fleetingly return.

It seems to be taking me so long to recover...

perhaps more vitamins would be in order?

Today's Proverb:"may ye weary rest your laurels upon the sea of the Eden of the calm sands and eternal blossoms, have no fear, wash well, be safe". ---Book of Epithets Vol 376, 34:88

Zombiefied.

UGH. Ugh annggh ugh engh trogloditic zzzzzzzzzzngh!. Olaannnnnnngggh. Rh rh ahe aegh aegh i ugh nnggg? Egh anlanl ugGGh jjjk ugh effigy. iee ugh uuugHHhhhh ngh hhhhhh hhhfgg eh eh ah gkkk Paris Hilton aaaaaang, hahahahaha.


FHn ujk rt ahhgh eou ugh ugh ughgnnnnnnn.

Bbfy o aagh uh: "nag uugh na Disney agch gah gah ehugh nuuuegh. agd ddabv algh gfghhhh."--- Kuegh nnnn UUUhhhhGGH, 22: 61ugh.